Just in case you're confused about what's trending on Twitter.

A pornographic actor has claimed that a certain President of the United States has genitals that looks similar to Toad from the Mario franchise.

Not everyone has heard of that character, so I'd figured it would be highly informative to post a description of Toad:

  • Is very small in size.

  • Has red spots on its mushroom head.

  • Can't jump as well as other characters.

  • Is extremely quick.

  • Emits spores as soon as it's attacked.
  • Is a coward.

  • Likes to dig holes.

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