Sooner or later consumers will cut you market drop 01

On Monday, Sears Holdings announced it is filing for Chapter 11 bankruptcy. This announcement has lead to Twitter users spoofing bankrupt music artists. Here's the spoofs that I came up with:

  • 50 Cent (spoofing not required).

  • A Flock of [Bills].

  • Britney [Sears].
  • Carrie [Underpaid].

  • [Chapter] Nine Inch Nails.
  • Dinky Toys ["R" Us].

  • [Everything Must] Go Go's.

  • Johnny [No-]Cash.

  • Massive [Debt].

  • Men [Not At] Work.

  • Pink [Slip] Floyd.

  • [Red] Day.