Oh man this is funny. Conan O'Brien upgraded his Late Night skit "In the Year 2000" to "In the Year 3000."
Here's my favorites:
In the year 3,000... "The ShamWow guy will reveal he's not the real ShamWow guy but actually a sham, ShamWow guy."
In the year 3,000... "A movie will be made about the NBC prime time lineup called "Land of the Last."
In the year 3,000... "GM will still not understand how to make cars American wants as evidence by the debut of the new Chevrolet Scrotum."In the year 3,000... "YouTube, Twitter and Facebook will merge to form one super time wasting website called YouTwittFace."
During Craig Ferguson's pre-monologue he mentioned that he watched Conan O'Brien's first episode of The Tonight Show because his show is live... lol
Ferguson also stated that "there's only two late night outlaws now: me and the Fallon boy. And I tell ya, I thought that boy was gonna to go down but he ain't goin' down... not yet. And I'm thinkin', lye down Jimmy or you're gonna to get hurt. When he keeps getting up I keep smacking em down. So I would like to hereby challenge Jimmy Fallon to naked on-air wrestling."
Late Late Show host Craig Ferguson said that "CBS wants me to be cleaner on the show" so they put one of their censors next to him on the couch to point out what's inappropriate to say on air.
Craig Ferguson opened last nights Memorial Day episode of The Late Late Show with a "mental" wrinkled shirt and no audience.
I was hoping that the entire episode was going to be like this but it wasn't...
Aurora: Dear Craig,
How come the Jonas Brothers never smile when they get their picture taken?
Craig Ferguson: Cause they're f****** robots.