Slap Chop Rap

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Created on Tuesday, May 5, 2009 01:00 AM PDT

Written by King Mika

Slap Chop infomercial remixed:

Rooster: "Oh No You Didn't Just Say That"

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Created on Monday, May 4, 2009 01:00 AM PDT

Written by King Mika

"Oh no you didn't just say that."

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Kim Kardashian's Rear End Revealed

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Created on Monday, May 4, 2009 01:00 AM PDT

Written by King Mika

Craig Ferguson reported that Kim Kardashian "revealed that her a** is an old Buick."

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Bankers Robbed Uncle Sam Blind

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Created on Sunday, May 3, 2009 01:00 AM PDT

Written by King Mika

A protester in "Financial District" stresses that "the bankers robbed me [Uncle Sam] blind."

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Egypt to Kill All 300,000 of its Pigs

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Created on Saturday, May 2, 2009 01:00 AM PDT

Written by King Mika

Via Scientific American:

As swine flu fears sweep the world, governments everywhere are taking steps to prepare for a global pandemic, such as ramping up disease surveillance, reinforcing medicine stockpiles, and distributing infection control information to citizens. Egypt, however, with no confirmed cases of swine flu within its borders, added another step: Killing all 300,000 of its pigs.

"It has been decided to immediately start slaughtering all the pigs in Egypt using the full capacity of the country's slaughterhouses," Health Minister Hatem el-Gabaly said earlier this week, according to The Independent. The idea is to prevent the animals from passing the disease to humans.

But will such a move actually help? Not in the slightest, says Barbara Straw, a professor of large animal clinical science at Michigan State University's College of Veterinary Medicine in East Lansing: "It doesn't make any sense to kill pigs."

WTF?