Comedy

[LOL] Top 10 Signs Your Weather Forecaster is Losing It

Details: Created on Thursday, February 3, 2011 11:35 AM PST; Written by King Mika

From the home office in Wahoo, Nebraska... THE "LATE SHOW" TOP TEN "Signs Your Weather Forecaster Is Losing It"

[As presented on the Wednesday, Feb. 2 broadcast of the LATE SHOW with DAVID LETTERMAN, seen weeknights (11:35 PM‑12:37 AM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.]

10. You live in Massachusetts, his forecast is for Mississippi.

9. Wastes all of his money on underpants.

8. Skins and guts of Punxsutawney Phil on live television.

7. Blames his hair on "lake effect balding."

6. Forecasts given by his hand puppet, "Rico."

5. Regardless of conditions, he's always wearing foul weather gear.

4. Spends three minutes tangled in the camera cables.

3. Only blizzard he refers to is the delicious DQ Blizzard available only at Dairy Queen. Dairy Queen: something different.

2. Uses Doppler radar to track babes.

1. Most days, his forecast is "cloudy with a chance of who gives a rat's ass."

The LATE SHOW with DAVID LETTERMAN is a presentation of Worldwide Pants Incorporated. Barbara Gaines, Matt Roberts, Jude Brennan, Maria Pope, Eric Stangel, Justin Stangel and Rob Burnett are the executive producers.

The radio broadcast rights to the LATE SHOW Top Ten for the United States and Canada have been licensed exclusively to CBS Radio by Worldwide Pants Incorporated. No person, firm or corporation may make any radio broadcast or authorize any radio broadcast of the LATE SHOW Top Ten or any portion thereof within the United States or Canada without the express written consent of CBS Radio.

[Source: CBS - Press Release]

[LOL] Conan's Wax Figure Hits Rock Bottom

Details: Created on Friday, January 28, 2011 01:15 PM PST; Written by King Mika

Remember Conan O'Brien's Madame Tussauds wax figure that was introduced on The Tonight Show With Conan O'Brien back in 2009? Well as expected Universal got rid of the wax figure and sent it back to Madame Tussauds where it hit rock bottom:

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[OWNED] Stuntman Attacks Conan With a Sword

Details: Created on Wednesday, January 26, 2011 11:45 AM PST; Written by King Mika

"Professional stuntman Steve Ho slices, punches and generally beats Conan up" in the video showcased below:

[WTF] Preview of MTV's Dipes

Details: Created on Wednesday, January 19, 2011 10:50 PM PST; Written by King Mika

MTV's new "Skins" show is causing a riot with parents, but that show is nothing compared to MTV's upcoming "Dipes" as featured in this trailer:

[OWNED] The Truth About Conan Part 2

Details: Created on Thursday, January 13, 2011 11:55 AM PST; Written by King Mika

Conan host Conan O'Brien may appear to be a respectful person to his staff, but the truth about Conan was revealed when the staff's children was interviewed:

The staff may be scared to open their mouth -- but the children aren't!