My win ratio must have been 4:10 on New Year's Day.
I kicked off the New Year with one bulls**t Pokemon battle after another:
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An Intimidated Mega Aerodactyl one-hit KO'd my Tyranitar using a Critical Hit Iron Head. If that Pokemon didn't land a Critical Hit, my Tyranitar would have one-hit KO'd the rest of his team using Stone Edge.
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A Pokemon Trainer from New South Wales, Australia, rage quit on me because my Volcarona swept his entire team.
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My Mega Mawile failed to use Play Rough (90 percent Accuracy) two times in a row, which ultimately cost me that battle.
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My team was bombarded by a Choice Scarf Water Spout Kyogre in every other battle.
Those bulls**t battles must have been karma for that time I bragged that I won 86 percent of my Free Battles...
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