The Lord of the Sale: The Twin Wallet

YouTube user Kryos used a clip from The Lord of the Rings: The Twin Towers to create a movie for Steam's "Summer Sale." Check it out:

Here's a transcript of that parody if you can't currently stream that video:

"Wait for dailies!"

"Don't go below 60%!"

"Not below 60!"

"I hope Dark Souls 2 is on sale. I want that s*it so bad."

"Flash sales! Buy them quickly!"

"Holy f*ck biscuits! Our wallets can't take it!"

"99% off DayZ? It's still in Alpha!"