It's pretty safe to say you already know the answer to that question...
Avarian from Renton, Washington, asked Craig Ferguson via email if he's friends with a celebrity. Here's a full transcript of his response that aired on The Late Late Show on April 15, 2014:
Avarian: "Craig, are you friends for real with any celebrities?"
Craig Ferguson: [Laughter].
Geoff Peterson: "Oh man."
Craig Ferguson: "You're funny. Celebrities don't have friends. They have opportunities."
♫ Mo' Money Mo' Fake Friends.
I don't know what they want from me.
It's like the more money we come across.
The less real friends we see.