You're a douchebag, Harry!
The #RuinAMovieQuote hashtag trended on Twitter yesterday with some clever spoofs. Here's an archive of the quotes that I ruined:
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
Rubeus Hagrid: "You're a [douchebag], Harry!"
Iron Man
Tony Stark: "Iron [Shemale]. That's kind of catchy. It's got a nice ring to it. I mean it's not technically accurate. The suit's a gold titanium alloy, but it's kind of provocative, the imagery anyway."
Skyfall
James Bond: "It won't open."
Q: "Of course it will, put your [dildo] into it."
James Bond: "Why don't you come down here and put your [dick] into it?"
Terminator 2: Judgment Day
The Terminator: I have detailed files on [the female reproductive system].
Sarah Connor: I'll bet. Makes you a more efficient [lover], right?
The Terminator: Correct.
Transformers
Optimus Prime: "You left me no choice, [bitch]."
The Matrix
Neo: Why do my [balls] hurt?
Morpheus: You've never used them before.