Don't like someone? Send them to this magic trick.
Late Night bandleader Fred Armisen confirmed with Seth Meyers he's planning on unveiling a magic trick that has never been done before. Here's a video of that confirmation:
Here's a transcript of that confirmation if you can't watch the video above:
Seth: "Is this true: Are you this weekend, are you performing a magic track that's never been done before?"
Fred: "Yes. Absolutely."
Seth: "You are?"
Fred: "Yes."
Seth: "So what is this magic track that's never been done before?"
Fred: "It's called the magic acne, and it'll be a crowd of people, and I'm going to bestow acne on all of them... permanently."
Seth: "Permanent? You're going to give them permanent acne?"
Fred: "Yes. Immediately. So, ah, come on down, it's going to be downtown."
Seth: "What, now, I'm sorry. Why would I want to go to that? Because I feel there's two outcomes: 1. You fail at the trick and I'm disappointed; or 2. You succeed and I'm disappointed."
Fred: "Well it's magic. I mean you have to believe in magic, and the history of magic, and the tradition of it. I mean, it goes back a really long time."
Seth: "I know what magic is and what magic tricks are. I'm just saying why would I go to one where the outcome is I have permanent acne?"
Fred: "To support your friend. First of all, to do, you know. Come on, you know."
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