Oh man! Look at that Volvagia fly!
It's the freakiest quest!
I've spoofed the first verse and the chorus of Jessica Lange's "Life on Mars," as featured in American Horror Story: Freak Show.
My spoof is based on a few iconic events in The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, a video game that was released in 1998 for the Nintendo 64.
"Life in Ganondorf?"
It's a god-awful huge quest
For the boy with the blond hair
But his friend is yelling "no"
And his guardian has told him to go
But his friend is nowhere to be seen
Now he fights through his dark dream
To the path with the stunning views
And he's hooked to the Master Sword
But his quest is a saddening bore
For he's dreamed it ten times or more
He could spit in the eyes of Ganondorf
As he makes him battle
Flare Dancer spinning in the Fire Temple
Oh man! Look at that Volvagia fly
It's the freakiest quest
Take a look at that Gerudo
Helping out the wrong side
Oh man! Wonder if Ganondorf will ever know
His outcome is written in stone
Is there life in Ganondorf?