[Because he doesn't want to wear down his $4,000 suits.]

The Apple [Bluth Company] announced iOS 12 will improve the following:

  • Up to 40% faster app launch.

  • Up to 50% faster keyboard display.

  • Up to 70% faster to camera.

Those announcements follows [Michael Bluth taking over as president of the company. He's been riding all of his workers. Hard!]