Rejected Presidential Campaign Slogans

"Tingle, Tingle, Kooloo-Limpah!"

The main purpose of presidential candidate adviser is prevent questionable campaign slogans, such as the ones listed below:

• "You can't get fooled again."

• "Vote to be motherf****** safe, than motherf****** sorry."

• "This is not politics... it's human extinction!"

• "I will boost the economy despite filing for corporate bankruptcy four times."

• "Vote to allow unlimited terms."

• "Your leaders are sending you to certain death for no good reason. You have a right to disobey."