Musical guide to becoming a prison punk.
A prison punk is usually a weak male inmate that is bullied into becoming a stronger man's sexual property. You can increase your odds of becoming a prison punk by shaving your body, dropping your soap in the shower, and singing one of the following songs.
1) "Rape Me" by Nirvana.
Rape me.
Rape me, my friend.
Rape me.
Rape me again.
2) "Ding Dong Song" by Gunther.
Oh, you touch my tralala, mmm... my ding ding dong.
3) "Like A Virgin" by Madonna.
Like a virgin. Touched for the very first time.
Like a virgin. When your heart beats next to mine.
4) "Balls in Your Mouth" by Jimmy Fallon.
Balls in your mouth, balls in your mouth.
5) Da' Butt by E.U.
Doin' the butt, hey sexy, sexy.
Ain't nothing wrong if you wanna do the butt all night long.