[Dick].
Twitter has some of the most random trends on the Internet. Proof of that claim is the fact that "songs that are better with the word dick" is currently the number one trend worldwide. Here's the spoofs that I came up with during that trend:
"Dicks in the Air" (spoof of "Balls in the Air" by David Schwartz)
All those dicks in the air
How hard can it be?
So hard you're getting dizzy
Flip those dicks in the air
Keep those dicks in the air
"Smooth Dick" (spoof of "Smooth Criminal" by Michael Jackson)
So, Annie are you ok?
Are you ok, Annie?
You've been hit by
You've been hit by
A smooth dick
"The Dick Of My Life" (spoof of "The Fabric Of My Life" by Zooey Deschanel)
The touch, the feel
The dick of our lives
The touch, the feel, of dicks
The dick of my life