I'm [insert your name here] and I'm addicted to hunting virtual beetles.
Animal Crossing: New Leaf is a life simulation video game for the Nintendo 3DS. You can earn Bells (money) in a variety of ways in that title, but once you discover that you can easily make upwards of 12,000 Bells per beetle -- your life will never be the same.
I personally dedicated an hour a day for a couple weeks towards hunting beetles in Animal Crossing: New Leaf, but I found one person who was hardly online for nearly two months because he was busy hunting virtual beetles!
To be honest, the only reason I'm never online is because I got a 3DS and hunting virtual beetles has taken over my life.
— Mikoshiba Momotarō (@momotarakko) September 22, 2014
I'm planing on opening up a virtual rehabilitation center that will be dedicated towards treating people who's addicted to hunting virtual beetles. Together we can regulate that addicting virtual sport!
Image credit: Nintendo