#ReasonsIDidntCall.waving-001

If I don't call you back please note that I have a legitimate reason, which could include:

  • My bear eating my phone.

  • Me wanting to have a classy weekend.
  • Being stuck in the year 1885.

  • Me saving a princess.

  • Me bird watching for a month.
  • My flip phone running out of minutes.

  • Me being angry because you not respond to my spotlight Morse code message.